first of all i want to start off with the fact that all these members (the moms) are telling me that i have a white girl butt!!! what the heck!? no i dont!!! haha its so funny! one of the ladies sister Judd (which i found out i saw her son in the mtc, i talked to him in the cafeteria bc he heard i was going to Arizona so he said if you see the crazy people named the Judds thats his family!! but hes in Las Vegas!) she was helping me the other day at the good will trying to find skirts, and she kept pulling out smalls, and i said girl! do you see this booty! i aint fitting into anything small! and she was like what! you have a white girtl but! i was like noooo! and she pointed to her but and said do you see this? this is a black girl booty! im like ommmggg what kind of conversation are we having right now! and then sister Smith came over and was like, oh yeah you definitely have a white girl butt! i was like, "well my whole life is a lie then!"
okay new story.. so there is this family in the santa rita ward and they are the ones who throw things at peoples cars! so we went over to visit with them and they were sitting outside..so they got us a chair and we were talking for a while...they had some people coming over to buy a desk or something from them... so later the dad was like "oh, i should propbably close the garage, i dont know what color these people are who are coming by, and i dont want to offend them with my confederate flag" then i was super confused...either he doesnt know im black, orrrrrr... i dont know! he says A LOT of offensive things and im just like...ummm maybe you shouldnt say those things...haha hes crazy!!
so the other day when we woke up in the morning, no one wanted to exercise so sis gasu sid we should just ride our bikes for 30 min...so we were like yeah! so here we are 4 sister missionaries riding our bikes around the neighborhood at 6:40 in the morning. we felt like some hoodrats about to do something crazy! honestly i think it was because we were in pants and not skirts hahah!! but we thought we were pretty cool!
okay another story! we were trackting right, and we get to this house and they had some weird stuff... there was a statue of a teddy bear and 2 kids kissing (which honestly thats weird right?) and i see something behind the bear statue...oh its dark outside by the way. and i see something and it seriously looked like a giant piece of dog poop! i was getting scared because i was like oh crap if they answer that huge dog is going to attack me! so i was getting pretty nervous... but then i get a closer look...IT WAS A FLIPPIN SNAKE! literally i was like a foot close to that thing!!! i tried to get a picture of it so yall can see it, because it was dark, in the picture it literally looks like a gnarly piece of dog poop!
okay something crazy happened at a less actives house...so she talks FOREVER and this time her daughter was there and shes exactly like her mom, so we were there for like 3 hours... and we were just talking and all of a sudden it turned into a roast session on Sister Gasu! it was so bad! they went at her for a solid 10 minutes! it was so bad..i wont go into detail, but one of the things they told her was that if she didnt go to therapy and counseling, so would screw up her whole life.. they even made her cry, like no joke it was so bad..one of the things they were calling her out for was that she is a micromanager.. and sis gasu was like "well not that bad" and the lady was like, well lets just ask your companion then and see what she thinks... so now all eyes were on me.. (okay everyone knows sis gaus is kind of a control freak and likes things her way, and thats okay..so i wasnt going to lie) so i could barely get the word out "kind of" and everyone started freaking out and sis gasu was getting pretty mad, I DIDNT EVEN GET TO FINISH! so now i just worked everyone up again..it was just so bad...so that happened...
SPECIAL OLYMPICS WAS SO FUN! we were over aquatics and giving the awards and stuff! so i was sitting at one of the tables and i remember seeing one of the special needs kids, like we made eye contact for maybe 2 seconds then he was gone... then like 30 min later i hear FRIEND!!! FRIEND!!! so i look over and there he was waving his hands around at me, standing behind the fence! he was like COME HERE!!! haha so i went over and then he kind of got shy...(hes Hispanic so he was like speaking half English half Spanish and he was probably 20) so i walk over there and he didnt know what to say so i was like hey how are you!? then he patted me on the head and said "you're very beautiful!" i was like awhh thanks! then he showd me his muscles hahah it was so funny! then he showed me his scar his cat gave him like 20 times! then he kind of followed me around haha!
a lot of the contestants were adults from the age 20 to like 50 lol! were not allowed to hug, but they are huggers! i was walking towards one group and one of the guys saw me and said "HEY YOU!!" and just gave me a HUGE 30 secong hug and all the missionaries were like eeeek! but its okay haha he was kije 45 lol
OMG guess what i found out!!!!! if Jodie Aries wasnt in jail right now she would be in one of the wards im over!!! we pass the house she killed her x boyfriend in all the time!!! its so creepy!!!!!!
oh and soda rush give missionaries 44 oz for 1 dollar!
i love and miss yall! than you to everyone who has been sending me packages and mail!! yall are so awesome! getting mail is fun and helps a lot!
Sister Bischoff
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