Sister Missionaries Rock: craziest week of my whole flippin mission

okay y'all, this has been the craziest week of my whole flippin mission. Its been nonstop.

Tuesday- for Elder Bassetts last district meeting we played hydration pong...with gatorade...and oh my gosh everyone was dying, puking, almost peeing their pants, and everything else you can think of. it was horrible but super fun! I have videos that ill send. I almost threw up, Sister Marbery and Elder Vaupel actually did throw up lol it was super funny. I almost peed my pants bc they said we weren't allowed to go to the bathroom until someone won...y'all know me and my bladder is the size of a freaking peanut, so i almost passed out hahahaha! I won though of course. Then the rest of the day was apostate Tuesday and Sistere Marbery said bye to all her peeps.

Wednesday-TRANSFER DAY! I swear every single time i go to get my new comp i never get to look at the board, like right when i walk in everyone is freaking out and telling me who my comp is lol. So my new comp is Sister Ogawa! she has been out for about a year and she is from Japan! Shes super awesome! So when i looked at the transfer board for temple view, there were only 10 missionaries...i was like whhhhaaaatttt the heck?? i was so confused bc there used to be like 18 of us, and now there's 10. So they moved like half of the zone to Higley... everyone was so mad haha! So Sister Ogawa and I are the only sisters in the zone now. And our zone is pretty weird. They are fun but its just a super weird combination of people... Sister Ogawa is scared of them bc we are all pretty sassy, and they dont have sassy people in japan, so im teaching her how to be sassy so she wont be scared anymore haha! But im super excited because one of my zone leaders is Elder Merritt! he was my first zone leader when i was born in Desert Ridge so thats fun! But Wednesday was crazy bc we don't have a gps and our area is huge bc we have ysa..so i have no clue where we are going. its a miracle we are alive to be honest.

Thursday- Thursday was kind of a normal day, we were SUPER busy all day. then we get a random call and it was Sister Gasu!!! (my 1st companion out here) well i guess i have to call her TraQuelle Gasu now lol. but she wanted to see me because she had something for me, so she wanted to meet Friday lol. I was super freaked out.

Friday- We had weekly planning and Sister Gasu came and we talked for a while and stuff! she seems like shes doing good! she gave me a cute shirt that said Arizona on it! Friday was super busy, then we finally get home to do language study for sister Ogawa at like 8:30 and the APs call us... the last time the APs called me was to take away my car so i was like oh my goshhhhh! But they just asked if we could pick up a mini missionary in the morning. I had no clue where the warner and recor building is..but somehow we got there. #blessings

Saturday- we picked up our mini and got to work! we had a lot of appointments with the bishops and stuff, and just dropping off progress records, so that wasn't too fun for our mini. Then we went to the Akbays! Fevzi is one of my favorite humans ever! hes from Turkey and hes SO FUNNY! But he and his wife are super sad bc their dog snuggles died, but they got another puppy that looks just like snuggles so i call him SJ and Fevzi told me that i have to be SJs godmother because he loves me haha! Then we went tracting in the Azul apartments and i told our mini to guide us to where we needed to go tracting....so we get to building 13 or something and we found a miracle lady!! she told us to come back on tuesday when her husband is home! so we are excited for her!

Sunday- we had to speak in Campo Verde ward and it was super fun! the subject for sacrament meeting was missionary work and we got everyone pumped up! and campo is a struggle bc no one ever talks to us, and no one ever signs up to feed us, and after we talked in church we were like celebrities or something. Everyone and their mom is trying to feed us now and they want us to just come over and talk to them and stuff, so its getting better in that ward lol! Then later in the day some sketchy stuff started happening. So we get this call from these girls and they said they sent us a referral for this guy named Ralph. and we thought they were missionaries so we asked for their names and they said their first names, but they said they were companions... so that was weird.. so we called Ralph and it was so weird...like he sounded freaked out that we were calling him and he sounded creepy, but whatever, so we make an appt with him at 8 that night. So we go to the new member fireside to hear Angela speak and then we went to Ralphs house... so its dark outside and its dark in his house, like it looks like no one is home. and to be honest, sister ogawa and i both had bad feelings about this dude before we knocked on this door, but we didn't tell each other hahaha were so dumb. So we knock on his door and we hear weird noises...then he answers and was being all creepy and invited us in and homeslice starts going in this dudes house and im like uhhhh wait...is anyone else here?? and he was like nope just me, and we were like oh sorry we cant come in if another girls isn't here..and he was trying so hard for us to just come in his house anyways. he was saying we could just come in the front and leave the door open, so we did that and he sat on the couch while we just stood by the front door, and then he was trying to got us to close the door, and he was just being SO creepy! then he started asking weird questions and then he was trying to guess our ages...and he was being hecka creepy about it..this dude is like 40 and i was like welp. we gotta go. thanks. but he apparently wants to learn a lot about the gospel, so we have an appt with him tonight at 7:30...but we are bringing bishop Hixon with us this time haha! Life is scary guys.

Today im going to get glassed because everyone keeps telling me im blind or something...the other day i was driving and i hat a trash can hahahahaha! it was so funny!

Sister Bischoff